How about a Rant from Dennis Miller
How about a Rant from Dennis Miller
I don't care what your hobby is before puberty hits, because as soon as it does, nature assigns you a new one. Let's just say that when I was 14 I was treated for tennis elbow, and I didn't even own a racquet. I wasn't exactly subtle about my self-discovery either. I had tiki torches all around my bed, a poster of Farrah Fawcett on my ceiling and a spring-loaded tissue dispenser on my nightstand while I worked my own crank like it was the gearshift on a Volkswagen bus that I was trying to rock out of a mudhole. Ah, the good old days--last Thursday. You know, there was a time when men dreaded getting old because they knew it would rob them of their sexual power. But thanks to modern medicine, couples are having sex well into their 70s and 80s, to the point where you can now buy edible panties fortified with calcium. I guess like all things in this era of unfettered capitalism, science and technology have turned human sexuality into yet another profit center. Between penile lengthening, Viagra and boob jobs, doctors are nailing up shingles to get in on all the nailing going on. You've got guys who haven't even been to medical school setting up shop in a kiosk on a traffic island on Sunset Boulevard who'll inject chicken fat into your dick for $20 at a red light. Or $10, if you've got the Entertainment '99 coupon book. Hey, civilizations come and go, but the one constant throughout the ages has been and always will be the orgasm. Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief--I don't care what your social strata is. When that climax lightning bolt comes roaring down your loins, there's only one thing on your mind: why in the hell is everybody else on this bus starin' at me? |
thats funny right there lol lol lol
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