Neil Armstrong
 

When Apollo mission astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the
moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for [a] man, one
giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several
remarks--[mostly the] usual COM traffic between him, the other
astronauts, and mission control. Before he re- entered the lander,
he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some
rival Soviet cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky
in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years, many people have question [Armstrong] as to what the
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay,
Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter
brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. He finally
responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt
he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the
back yard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his
neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky.
As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting
at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex
when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

thats to funny i wonder if his luck ever changed that is mr gorsky's :w2:

That's about how often I get it.........hehe !!