Diesel Bombers - Three convicts were on their way to prison;

Three convicts were on their way to prison; a mobster, a drunk, and
a TEXAS Aggie. Each was allowed to take one item to help pass the
time while incarcerated. On the bus, the drunk guy turned to the
mobster and said, "So, what did you bring?" The mobster pulled out a
box of paints and explained that he intended to paint anything he
could. He wanted to become the da Vinci of the prison system. Then
he asked the drunk, "What did you bring?" He then pulled out a deck
of cards, grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker,
solitaire, gin, and any number of games." The Aggie was sitting
quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and
asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" Pulling out a box
of tampons, he said with a smile, "I brought these." Puzzled, the
other two convicts asked, "What can you do with THOSE?" Pointing to
the box, he replied with a grin, "Well, according to the box, I can
go horseback-riding, swimming, roller-skating..."