The winner was
 

There is an annual contest at University of Texas calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

This year's term was "Political Correctness." The winner wrote:

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible.... to pick up a turd by the clean end."

lollollollol the winner knows his definitions