Pierre,
 

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie,
out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a
beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and
says, "Pierre, kiss me!"

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's
lips."What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have
red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing.

When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me
lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and
starts
pouring it all over her breasts.

"Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to
have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours
it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie
shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep in the river, Marie throws her arms upwards and
screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter
pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"

another good onelol lol