2010 Stimulus Plan
Sometime this year we taxpayers will again recieve another:
"ECONOMIC STIMULUS PAYMENT" This is indeed avery exciting program,and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q..What is an 'ECONOMIC STIMULUS PAYMENT'? A..It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers Q..Where will the government get this money? A..From taxpayers Q..So,the government is giving me back my own money ? A..Only a smidgen of it. Q..What is the purpose of this payment ? A..The plan is for you to buy a HD TV thus stimulating the economy Q..But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A..Shut up.. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely... * If you spend your stimulus money at Wal Mart.. Your money will go to China or Sri Lanka * If you spend it on gasoline,your money will go to the Arabs * If you purchase a computer.. It will got to India,China,or Taiwan * If you spend it on fruits and vegetables.. it will go to Mexico,Honduras,and Guatemala * If you buy an efficient car it will go to Japan or Korea * If you purchase usless stuff it will go to Taiwan * If you pay your credit cards off..or buy stock.. it will go to management bounses and they will hide it off shore.. Instead...Keep the money in America by : 1..Spending it at yard sales 2..Going to ball games 3..Spending it on: prostitutes,beer,or tatoos.. Since these are the only American businesses still operating in the US CONCLUSION: Got to a ballgame with a tatooed prostitute you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day |
not a bad idea RS but then i would be paying my better half a stimulus payment every month :w2:
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:spit::lol88: I like the conclusion that's hilarious, that"s the American dream lol
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Beer? Doesn't Annheiser-Busch's profit all go to Amsterdam?
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Coors
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forget the beer, buy some moonshine, u know its made here in the us lol
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Rad.:c:
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Originally Posted by biged681985
(Post 483345)
forget the beer, buy some moonshine, u know its made here in the us lol
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Originally Posted by biged681985
(Post 483345)
forget the beer, buy some moonshine, u know its made here in the us lol
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:tu:
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