This Chinese man moved into his new home in Australia.
 

This Chinese man moved into his new home in Australia. His Aussie
neighbor, being the nice Aussie bloke that he was, decided to make
him feel welcome. He went next door to wish him welcome.

He was shocked to see the Chinese man in his nice backyard chasing
ten chickens around like mad. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought
to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date,
he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Chinese man
When he looked through his window, he saw the Chinese man urinate
into a cup and drink it. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to
himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he
went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Chinese man.
At his gate, he saw the Chinese man with his ear pressed against a
cow's big fat butt.

He became angry and went up to the Chinese man. "I'm sorry sir, I
want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Chinese
customs!" He yelled in the Chinese man's face.

The Chinese man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think
you are mistaken. These are actually Australian customs. I was told,
to become an Australian, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk,
and listen to bull shit."

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