An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up
 

An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before
Allah. He said, "Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a
request. Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist
training school, I never was with a woman. So, instead of 72
virgins, who also won't know what to do sexually, can I have 72
whores?" Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually,
the 72 virgins are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered
them before they could experience the pleasure of sex. So you're
here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually
ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty." The
bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can
it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?" And Allah
replied, "Who said they were women?"


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lol lol lol :dang::argh::scare2::s::bat::se:

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Nice!

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would it be worth it to take a gamble like that and im thanking if the bomb went off or not

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