Vacation
 

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for my vacation. Only
this year I'm gonna do it a little different".

"The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three
years ago you said to go to Hawaii and you would see after Earline.
I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you
told me to go to the Bahamas, and you would see after Earline,
Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and you
would see after Earline and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant
again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

i would let luther take care of her permantly :w2: