Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives…….Amen
 

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives…….Amen




1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.








2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.








3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.








4. A dog's parents never visit.








5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.








6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.








7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.








8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.








9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog??










10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away..








11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.








12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.








13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.







And last, but not least:






14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

lol :tu:

:lol88::yeah::tu:

:lol88::lol:lol Very true

:c:I love my dog

Yea, but a dog can't give you a BJ. :tttt:

You just haven't trained it right.

:lol88::lol:

he must not have any peanut butter :humm:

sounds like u have experience with the peanut butter and dogs danny

:spit::tu::wow:

Dogs are harder to tie up and they don't bruise as easy.

You guys are SICK!:w2:

BTW, smooth or crunchy?

Try peanut Butter:argh:

:tu:

Woops someone already did that!

That is why your dog runs away when you call him.:tttt:

Hes not running away, hes fetching some PB :lol88:

11: Dogs don't mind, and in fact enjoy it, if you have more than one around.

:lol88::lol88: