the best comeback of the year!!!
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...
Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: " A fellow officer provided the description of this so-call ed offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?" A: "Yes, sir. With my life" Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do!" Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line -- and we think he'll win. |
Sweet !
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Will have to keep on my toes next time!! LOL!!
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nice......lol
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lol lol lol
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Thats great!
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What does than mean he does not trust attorneys?
Me either. That was a funny one. I already emailed that one out to some buddies, including my attorney. |
lol lol lol very nice!
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I wish I could send it to mine but it might take him away from the 6 month job he is doing that is taking WAY too long. Maybe I should though. Either way that was funny.
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