You know this had to happen......
 

You know this had to happen......

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.


He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

with Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.


From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

when not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.


Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you’re gettin' laid, then I’m gettin' paid."



She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

her prenup made Christmas come early this year.



Also play the Tiger game

Tiger Woods Wife Outrun

:D:D:D you play you pay

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Thanks Herb that's Hilarious!!

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