Big Buck Logic
 

An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns. 8 pointer says, "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting
along."

Then the 4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take
care of me!"

Button buck says, "My two are alright, better than nothing I
guess."

Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the
field. The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were
in awe. The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone
pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

The 8 pointer says, "I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really
needs 10 anyway?"

4 pointer says, "You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"

The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in
confusion. Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the
field! He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place, snorts &
Weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean
off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies. His friends immediately
jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?"

"I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a buck!" he
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lol good one. butt whoopin's better than a rape anyday in my book!