Embarassing! post your most embarassing story
 

Here's mine...So my driveway has been drifted in with 3' drifts for the last couple weeks and I had busted them open with the Dodge, long story short, my wheels were so packed with snow and ice that I couldn't drive it over 40 mph witout shakin me off the road, so I decide to bring it to work which is 45 miles away on I-15 to put it in the shop for a couple hours to melt it off, and I get passed by a volkswagen diesel pickup!!! He was struggling bucking the wind at about 42 mph but he definitely sacked me!:moon: I think that has to be my most embarassing moment with my CTD. To make matters worse I had a MHP cop checking me out about 20 min. before that. Thought I was gonna get a ticket for driving to slow! :tttt: Then to top it all off on my trip home that night I did get stopped by MR. HP for 85mph. :moon:He felt sorry when I told him my story about that morning (he wasn't the same cop) that he just gave me a warning for the speed and "faulty mudflaps" I asked if he could explain because I ain't got no mud flaps. He said that was part of the problem, but it was actually lack of fender flairs. I recently put some 305/20's on that have a pretty deep dish so they stick out past the fenders a little. Oh and he also gave me a $285 ticket for no ins. card (which I did have stored safely at home in the file cabinet) I guess I can hopefully get outta that one if I call the judge and maybe fax it in.

Well most have to do with Going #2 or trying to go #2 :D

Lol, Okay this is going to be a story that looks like it would come from the Cosmopolitan magazine section of "Busted". First off, my boyfriend and I love Cummins and we both have one but we're normally in his '04 quad cab 1 ton long-wheel base sexy-ass truck. We figured we wanted more room to do "it" instead of in the backseat and just the fact that not many people do that in the bed of the truck, made us give it a try as long as we would keep low.

We go to this wanna-be beach at night and people are parked on the otherside of the interstate for the boat launch with their trailers and one truck didn't have a boat trailer, so we go on the otherside of the beach and it was kind of dark where we were at but there was some light a little ways down. So, you know...we do it and then take a break. A few minutes later, we hear something, like a car come close- a cop car. "Oh ****!" My boyfriend was able to put his jeans on before the cop walked over (I've never seen someone put on some tight Wranglers as fast as he did that time!) and I COULD NOT FIND MY CLOTHES because it was too dark in bed of the truck, so I just laid there until the boyfriend threw a towel or something over some of me. The cop asked for our ID's, I finally got my clothes and got dressed, the cop ran our licenses, and the cop yelled at me to "get out of the truck!" and I was just looking for my boots quickly before he said that. The cop said, "yall are under arrest right now."

My boyfriend and I were so scared not knowing what to do now. The cop said there's a curfew on the beach so WE GET A MISDEMEANOR TICKET and while the cop was writing the ticket, the people who didn't have a boat trailer either, drove right by. Supposedly, we can't be out there past 10 or 11 (the sign is all messed up that you can even tell what the numbers are and it's way off the road, which is why we never saw it) unless, you have a boat trailer. Those people in that other truck got lucky! We signed the thing and the cop let us go with our misdemeanor ticket. So, embarrasment, scare, and we still sort of laughed when we walked back to the truck...kind of. Now, we laugh more since we got it fixed and dropped before any fines, court, or jail. My parents still don't know about the whole thing- I've only told my friends.

Wow, I'm almost sorry I asked:nope: countrygirl you definitely got me beat :jump:

HAHA Im not even gonna post anything up. Im sure her old man would be proud:w2:

Hey Shea I hope it doesn't have to do with a Quart of Moonshine and a Goat like Lucas's Story lol lol lol

well i gots lots i seem to do dumb things from the brown bottle. IE beer,wiskey
this is what i was told the next day b/c i dont remember most of the night:ouch:
well i was at a pregame (get drunk before the bar so you dont spend all your money) any ways i got hammered and on the way to the bar, we went in and kept the drinks comming my buddie girlfreind started talking to me (I cant stand her by the way) she was talking about my last break up with this girl that was her freind, and she was madder then two wet hens wouldnt leave me alone just yelling all the time so i was at the bar getting a drink and she was yak yak yaking my ear off. now i dont remember this part or most of the night b/c i was done before the bar, but was told about it the next day that at the bar i just flat out pee'ed all over her pants and new shoes which she wanted me to pay for the next day

then last year on the july 24 we have just in all out party out at the lake 4 days of just partying well it was the first night took the wife with me and we started a little early with the booze well i have a flatbed and i just put a canopy over it to keep the rain off if it does. well she started getting frisky and everyone was up the road a bit with the fire and well we were on the back of the truck going for it and i look upand there was a bunch of people laughing then started to give me highfives im like holy s*$& :scare2:

lol lol lol

This is not diesel related but its pretty funny. Several years ago, a friend of my buddy Rex traded around and got a mid 70-ish Camaro. The car was a typical heap but had a hot small block in it. The guy lived out in the country and decided to take it out for a spin. He pulled it out in front of his house and floored the ol' Camaro. The car started to fishtail right away but he stayed in the throttle. The Camaro was fishtailing back and forth pretty violently when all of the sudden, the drivers door came open and the guy rolled out onto the road. He said that he thought that he tumbled once or twice and ended up sitting up-right on the left side of the road while he watched the Camaro drive down the road and into his neighbor's pasture. He wasn't hurt except for a skinned elbow and a bruised ego.:s:

:jump: ROTFLMFAO....you folks down south are crazy :choochoo:

Well I work on the railway in the signals and communications dept..... we install and maintain the road crossings, fiber optics, radio comm., and all the color signals the trains run on..... anyway I was on the construction gang and we were out of down working on a big new installation project and the crew I was with at the time--only 4 of us-- happened to like tyin one on every night while we were out of town and also really loved our hot wings. So the next day after a hearty meal of hot wings and a very late night/early morning of chasing girls around we way out in the middle of nowhere putting in some equipment and I happened to get that post drinking gurgle in my lower intestine and made a run for the bush. So I thought I was far enough away from the track in the bush over a little hill but didnt have time to make sure and get my trousers off before there was going to be a mess.

So I layed a messy bush trout and laughed as I heard all the guys gagging from the smell about 60yds away down at the track. I finished my business and to my horror when I turned around I saw the 1 passenger train (VIA) that runs only once a day and usually through that area at 2 in the morning, had stopped at the new train signal we installed b/c my bud didnt face the lights away from the track and there are a ton of safety rules for them..... anyway that train was completely full of tourists and just so happend the hill I went over to save my buddies the view of me crapping put me at just the right height for everyone in the train to be able to clearly see me. Pretty much everyone that was awake on that damn thing had their cameras out snapping picks. So I might be kinda famous on the asian tourist circuit.:yeah:

:jump: That's too funny. You're probably all over the internet by now.:lol88:lol I'm sorry I can't think of anything to top that one.:pca1:

Well last night as I'm working on getting my BB running I get distracted as I start it up. Now I'm only half in the truck at this point so I fire it up after making sure it was in neutral. I let my foot slip off the clutch and away we go into the cabinet and wall in the back of the barn. Yeah so I spent the next hour pulling the cabinets back out and pushing the wall back were its suppose to be.:argh: That was my dumb move for the year.

HAHA Im gonna have to ask him bout that one. He wasnt wearin a pair of tail rubber boots was he:w2:

Well this isn't as bad as some others but I thought I'd post anyways-

I was out for a beer with a friend one night at my local pub. I had a new waitress I'd never seen before and she seemed fairly genuine, and not the normal flirt-to-get-tips type like I normally see. So I'm joking around a bit and at the end I ask her out...she says she has a boyfriend, so I'm just like 'damn...' and walk out. No biggie, I don't really care that much, and it was more of a bet with my friend than anything. Anyways, the next day I go out for lunch with my co-workers and lo and behold this chic waitresses during the day at the restaurant we're eating at, and she happens to be our server. Boy she was NOT thrilled to see me. She had some kind of intensely wrong emotion towards me lol..I couldn't figure out why or what I did, not that I cared that much, but whatever I did she sure didn't appreciate seeing me again lol. Looking back it's hilarious how much animosity she had in her eyes hahaha... For a guy she just met. Maybe I came off like another jerk that just wanted some tail...:humm:

Youre probably a superhero in Japan and dont even know it.....lol

:moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon: thats all they got to see of our country[boy]side

this happened when i was a kid. was gin into the 7th grade at church camp, and all the other kids my age were showering with there swimming trunks on. well the youth pasture and a couple of the older youth thought it would be funny to get a pic of someone showering with there trunks on. well i was in the shower, and they swung the curtain open, and there i was standing butt as naked. they snap a pic, and i guess all the older youth seen the pic but me lol they all said the curtain covered my lower half. well this is my most embarASSing moment.


another time was when i was married my and the ex was living in her parents house, and her dad asked us to quit doing it on the bed, they were tired of hearing the bed bounce off the wall :rocking:

What the hell kinda church camp thinks its okay to take pics of kids in the shower? Was it Alter Boy camp or something?

I like CountryGirl91's the best....sounds like something me and my girl would do :D