Diesel Bombers - I am a little dirty bastard.

Billy, a little bunny rabbit, was hopping down the field,
when he met a sheep. Hopping up to the sheep, he said,
"I'm a little dirty bastard, who are you?"

The sheep replied, "I'm a sheep, and you're not
a little dirty bastard, you're a bunny."

Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry way,
looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he
hopped along the field. Soon he met a goat. Hopping up
to the goat, he said, "I'm a little dirty bastard, who
are you?"

The goat replied "I'm a goat, and you're not a little
dirty bastard, you're a bunny."

Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry
way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers
as he hopped along the field. Then he met a horse.
Hopping up to the horse, he said, "I'm a little dirty
bastard, who are you?"

The horse replied "I'm a horse, and you're not a
little dirty bastard, you're a bunny."

Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry
way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers
as he hopped along the field. Eventually, as Billy
hopped along, he came across the cutest, prettiest
little girl bunny that you have ever met. She
knocked his socks off. Billy hops up to her, cleared
his throat, and said, "I'm a little dirty bastard, who
are you?"

She looked at him, smiled and said, "My name is
Christeen, and I'm a little bunny. What's your name?
Why do you say you're a little dirty bastard?"

Billy said, "My name is Billy, and I am a little dirty
bastard. Everyone says so."

Christeen turned her pretty little nose up into the air, and
said, "If you can't talk decently, go away!" And so saying
she turned around and started to eat some grass.

Billy hopped on and shagged her like crazy.

Christeen jumped up and said, "Why, you little dirty
bastard!"

Whereupon, Billy smiled and hopped away.