teacher's assignment to the class:
 

The teacher's assignment to the class: "Get your parents to tell you
a story with a moral at the end of it."

The next day she calls on Little Johnny. "Do you have a story to
share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a
pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out
over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a
pistol and a survival knife.

"She drank the whiskey on the way down so the flask wouldn't break
and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
troops.

"She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets.
Then she killed four more with the knife, until the blade broke, and
then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens! What kind of moral did your daddy tell you to take
from this story?"

"Stay away from Aunt Nancy when she's been drinking."

lol:lol88::D

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aunt nancy is one bad lady!!!!:rocking::rocking:

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