And then the fight started.....
 

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the
road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes You just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, Well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to
my Car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started.....

LOL option a) beat 7 shades of SH*T out of him
option b) fold him up like a cheap wal-mart lawn chair and put him in my tool box
option c) fold him up and stick him in my pocket and feed him m&m's all day
Ha ha ha:5:

Option d) Throw him

I vote option D. Practice your shot put skills!

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Like him yelling at you “I am not happy” would change anything. Some times you just have to think about what goes thought other peoples minds.

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It wasn’t one of them off the family on TV that has a farm?

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Didn't even see that one coming:)

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That smiley made me think of there names. It the rolloffs or something like that. :pca1:

Lmao!:U:

Holy Shiet thats frickin hillarious:lol88::lol88: :D :clap:

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took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,
took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And then the fight started....

So were all sitting in the living room watching tv.
My wife gets up and goes to the fridge.
I call to my wife sinceyouisup would you grab me a beer.
And then the fight began…