The Bomb Shelter Take Cover ! All Off Topic Discussions , Anything And Everything Not Diesel Related Absolutely No Politics or Religion

Poker?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
  #1  
Old 11-13-2009, 07:34 PM
Racer9's Avatar
Diesel Bomber
Thread Starter
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Erie Pa
Posts: 1,826
Received 339 Likes on 222 Posts
Default Poker?

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Kim wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Kim told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p..m. sharp and after paying Kim the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Kim answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?'
Kim, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'
 
  #2  
Old 11-13-2009, 07:44 PM
Jazz's Avatar
Diesel Bomber
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 8,658
Received 504 Likes on 412 Posts
Default

Smooth like Exlax
 
  #3  
Old 11-13-2009, 08:46 PM
dieseldocter16's Avatar
Diesel Wrench
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Schnecksville, Pa
Posts: 770
Received 19 Likes on 17 Posts
  #4  
Old 11-14-2009, 10:37 AM
blkjack's Avatar
Diesel Bomber
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Sanford, Colorado
Posts: 1,058
Received 53 Likes on 48 Posts
Default

What a thinker
 




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:32 PM.