Herb's view on life
 

1. If you're in the left lane, and everybody's passing you on the right, that means you need to get the hell out of the left lane, genius.

2. If you stop to talk in the store, get your fat ass out of the middle of the aisle. If you don't, and someone politely says, "Excuse me" to get through, you have no right to look at them like they just shit in your coffee.

3. Walk on the right side of the aisle. Works like a charm, just like they taught you in kindergarten.

4. If you're stuck in a line of cars behind someone who needs to read rule number one above, but you're not the poor slob right behind the asshole, tailgating, flashing your high-beams, hitting the horn or giving the finger will not help. The poor slob that's in front of you can't go any faster than the shithead in front of him. Chill out.

5. Hang the :edit: up and drive.

6. Four-wheel drive means you can probably get going when it's snowing. However, it doesn't mean that you can stop, nor does it give you the right to drive like a :edit: maniac and cause problems for people who don't have four wheel drive.

7. If you're someone who can't buy a clue and still has to drive in the left lane all the time because you're afraid to change lanes,stay home or ride the damn bus.

8. The next time you cut a corner, rather than turning into your own lane, realize that if you're in an accident, it will be your fault.
More importantly, if you hit someone and you're not injured in the accident, don't be surprised if they beat the shit out of you for being stupid.

9. If it's raining, or snowing, or foggy, or dark, turn your headlights on, and use the low beams. High beams just reflect the fog, blind the other drivers, and prove to the world that you're stupid .

:c: I like your point of view

Wow! Good points. But I'm pretty sure this should be in the badlands especially once more people start joining in

you need to publish that dude

Agreed! :c:

The problem is the people who are doing this shit are to stupid to know it even if they read it. Thats why they are idiots. :madd:

the 4 wheel drive is so true, i like it when it ices, not snow...ice. People are like i have 4 wheel drive, im like you realize it dont matter if you have 18 wheels driving i dont matter one bit if your on ice...

Maybe we can do it like the burma shave signs

Your in the left lane

People go the the right to pass

It's you causing the problem

Get out of the left lane dumb ass!!!

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I heard that soo true 4x4 doesnt mean you are super human all of the sudden on snow and ice:bat::ph:

Those are some very true points. I like your style:c: