Yup... It is a comin!!!
 

Yup... It is a comin!!!


Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a
fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an
uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that
is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl. "That's cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."

:lol:

That's so wrong... but effin hilarious at the same time!:pals:

Think how I feel, I'm part Indian, so I took the land from myself, but the white part of me knows we screwed up, Indian men use to hunt and fish all the time and the woman did all the work, and then the white man said that's no way to live???:argh::argh:

Do you ever find that you're planning an ambush against yourself?

All I know is I been shooting my bow more than ever, getting back to my roots I guess

Well at least it'd be really hard to shoot yourself with your bow...you might want to steer clear of short shotguns and handguns, though...

another good one handyman:rocking::woot::woot:

lol:lol: thats funny

These jokes are awesome! Maybe we should start a joke section on the site, just as kind of like a pick me up for everyone looking for a good laugh when we are having a bad day or just need a good chuckle. :c: