Redneck engineering questions
 

Got this in an email today.. figured y'all would laugh.








3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Question # 1:
How much does a house weigh?
Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridgeHold???
Question # 3
WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE ???


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That sucks is all I can think of

Little tough gettin in the garage but that back deck would be cool :U:

id be fishin right out of the living room while watching the huntin channel and drinking a beer!

Set up for a new movie, A River Runs Under It.

babe I going fishing,Wife: don't stay out on the back deck all night :c:

2 words

boat launch!

Would if that is consider water front.:humm:Fishing from the kitchen:yeah:

it's a nice location:tttt:

Yeah where is the problem?

hell, them steel beams are probly stronger then the original bridge.

intruducing the new covered bridge, with built in drive threw kitchen and restrooms for the needy