Golf Terminology

A "Rock Hudson" - a putt that looked straight but wasn't

A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another

A "John Kennedy Junior" - didn't quite make it over the water

A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed

An "O.J." - got away with one

A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used the driver

A "Condom" - safe but didn't feel good

A "Rush Limbaugh" - way to the right

A "Nancy Pelosi" - way to the left and out of bounds

A "Ted Kennedy" - goes in the water and jumps out

A "Pee Wee Herman" - too much wrist

A "Sonny Bono" - straight into the trees

A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole

 

A "Paris Hilton" - should of used a wedge

 

What do you suppose par is on that hole

 

Damn sure isn't a hole you can Birdie on.