Joke for the gals.
 

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the

husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits

alone

at a nearby table.



The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes, I used to..." sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I

understand

she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear

she

hasn't been sober since."

"Oh, for Heavens sake", says the wife, "Who would think a person could go

on

celebrating that long?"

I have had a few girlfriends that I celebrated our split for a couple of days.

Nice! LOL!!!