Why Is It That?
 

Every time I drive my wifes car, the gas light comes on.

Every time I need to drop one of at the pond there is no TP in the bathroom I am using.

When it is raining like a sum buck, it takes longer for the kids to get in the truck.

Carry on keep it going.

Why is it that?

The last spoon in the drawer is always dirty

When I want Chips and Salsa there are only crumbs left in the bag

Why is it that when I go pick up dog poop so I can mow the lawn that one of the dogs still comes along and dumps right in front of the lawn mower on lap 47 while the whole rest of the lawn is already mowed :madd::madd::madd:

why is it that every time I drive my girlfriends Ford F one fiddy I turn the key on and wait thinking she has a grid heater or glow plugs :s:

why is it that every single time I sit down on the turlet at work some asshat calls me on the radio "give:

shit fire to save matches :scared2:

Why is it when I get fuel every diesel pump has a gasser at, but all the gas pumps are empty?

Why is it when I go have a beer with the boys my bar tab is 50.00-60.00 and theirs is ZERO.

Because you have the fancy new truck?

Or when I am about to run out of fuel, none of the stations have Diesel.:madd:

Why is it that the general public still think of diesel as the 1970's crap pots?

Why is it my neighbour would rather watch me build the 140' fence then come out and offer to help?

Why is it that women ask "does this make my butt look big"?
Like we can actually answer that with the truth?

Why is it when your in a hurry you cant find your sunglasses or phone anywhere but when you get back you realize they are in your pocket and on your head (maybe this one is just me LOL)

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Why is it when women get drunk and get sick they expect you to hold their hair back but when it happens to you they wont hold your beer?

Why is it every time I'm in a hurry on the road, I get stuck behind a slow car?

:tttt:why is when I have time I don't have the money and when I have money I don't have the time!:c:

Why does the price of diesel get cheaper the day after I fill up??

When you get hot stuff on your fingers you put them in your mouth?

why is it that you can be following like 18 other cars in traffic and the :edit: behind you is ridin your ass and acting like he's going to pass?

Why is it that when you are just about to get to sleep your wife Dumb ARSE cat starts meowing?

Why is it usually the best at dishing it out are the worst at taking it?

why is it i get called when others need help and i go help them but when i need help and call others they get all pissed off and don't have the time to help me.....

Why is it that every time I tell m kids to clean their bedrooms they tell me it is? Then when I go check it out it look like a tornado hit it.

cause you didnt state your definition of clean.......

Why is it every time i go to my fridge it is empty?