A lot of folks can't understand

how we came to have

an oil shortage here in our country.



Well, there's a very simple answer.



Nobody bothered to check the oil.



We just didn't know we were getting low.



The reason for that is purely geographical.



Our OIL is located in



ALASKA



California



Coastal Florida



Coastal Louisiana



Kansas



Oklahoma


Pennsylvania

and

Texas





Our

DIPSTICKS

are located in

Washington, DC


Any Questions?

 

 

they are heavy duty dipsticks too