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H1 Bomber 05-16-2009 03:14 PM

Cows, The Constitution, The Ten Commandments
 
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington. And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians... it creates a hostile work environment.

Johnny Z 05-16-2009 04:02 PM

:U:
This may be the truest post on any website.......ever!:humm:
then again .....maybe not....but it is really good!:5:
:bomb:

relay93 05-16-2009 09:40 PM

Amen


Originally Posted by H1 Bomber (Post 338494)
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington. And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians... it creates a hostile work environment.


coyropin 05-16-2009 10:13 PM

x3

97cummins 05-16-2009 10:37 PM

X4:U:

txredman 05-17-2009 07:44 AM

X5!! :U:

KuNtRy BoY 05-17-2009 09:41 AM

X6:humm:

Begle1 05-17-2009 09:47 AM

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