DUI
#1
04-06-2009, 11:23 AM
DUI
Now here's a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck.
The driver hit the left turn light at 48th Ave. And 27th St. and sheared off the light post at the base, and then kept driving on about 2 miles to Squires Four Pub, where he stopped for more beer!! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a stop light? ( I Wonder if the light was green? )
The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the Vernon towing yard, with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and the bumper bent around it
It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.
Now that's what you call drunk driving.
The driver hit the left turn light at 48th Ave. And 27th St. and sheared off the light post at the base, and then kept driving on about 2 miles to Squires Four Pub, where he stopped for more beer!! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a stop light? ( I Wonder if the light was green? )
The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the Vernon towing yard, with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and the bumper bent around it
It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free.
Now that's what you call drunk driving.
#2
04-06-2009, 11:25 AM
#5
04-06-2009, 12:50 PM
#7
04-06-2009, 03:27 PM
Diesel Bomber
I can just imagine the conversation-
Operator- "This is 911. What is your emergency?"
Drunk- "I was (hiccups) driving down the road and (hiccups) heard a noise and now there's a damn space ship stuck to my hood!"
Operator- "A space ship, sir?"
Drunk- "Yeah a (hiccups) g**damned space ship and it's stuck to my hood!It was flashing red, yellow and green but it stopped now"
Operator- "OK...What is your location, sir?"
Drunk- "Squires Four Pub! (hiccups) Please hurry I don't want to miss happy hour."
Drunk- "I was (hiccups) driving down the road and (hiccups) heard a noise and now there's a damn space ship stuck to my hood!"
Operator- "A space ship, sir?"
Drunk- "Yeah a (hiccups) g**damned space ship and it's stuck to my hood!It was flashing red, yellow and green but it stopped now"
Operator- "OK...What is your location, sir?"
Drunk- "Squires Four Pub! (hiccups) Please hurry I don't want to miss happy hour."
