I'm A Gazillonair
 

Wow, 2008 is almost over, and wouldn't you know I have just been notified via email that I have won ANOTHER Nigerian Lottery. I think this makes 212 for the year. I don't know what 212 times 128 million is, but that is how much money Nigeria has lost to me over 2008.

I think with the winnings I will buy the whole Internet. How did I get so lucky?
And this doesn't even include the handfull of Sweepstakes and Lotteries from Ireland and England I've won, or the cash that is promised me from some poor guy who died in 2003 and had no relatives.

Now if I could only find my Social Security Card and fax it over to:

Mr.Dominic Addo, the director in charge of Auditing and Accounting section of the International Commercial Bank Ghana

The money will start flowing my way almost immediatly. I know what your thinking, Ghana is not in Nigeria. With that much money to give out, Ghana can be where ever it wants to be.

It's Party Time! :c:

Everyone over to my house, we will swim in the fountain of youth, BBQ in the lost city of gold and part the red sea before we all go out and go four wheeling with the Aliens near Roswell New Mexico.

You are so lucky.

I'm a winner too, but I didn't contact Abu Jukra Fretzder Smith, yet. :pca1:

Damn I can't ever get that lucky :argh:

Dang........yer lucky man:humm:

How about e-mailing each of us a new truck, or a set of 22.5's with wheels, or twin turbo's, or a tanker of fuel, or, or, or................................................ .............:U:

Sounds perfectly legit to me send them everything they ask for :5: CONGRATS

Lottory
 

Hey, we've been lied to. I was told I won that last week.

I am on a serious roll...............
Mr. Ambrovic who passed away in 2007, leaving behind a cash inheritance of Twenty Six Million Five Hundred Thousand United Sates Dollars ($26,500,000,00) has left it all to me.
All I need to do is call CHIEF ANTHONY .I. IDIGBE :moon:

I have about 19 email filters in place, and this garbage still gets through. :argh: