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10-07-2008 11:09 AM |
Liquid Assests
Liquid Assets
If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!
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