With all that's been going on around here the last few days, I figured everybody could use a good laugh.

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ***, and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'

 

 

that is funny, good one

 

 

 

ha ha thats a good one

 

Thanks man, all the people in the computer lab at school are wondering why I'm laughing my *** off

 

Ha! very nice.

 

hahahahahahaha

 

to funny!