Diesel Bombers - 25 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian

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Originally Posted by Whitmore (Post 137884)

25 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian

1. You're not offended by the term 'HOMO MILK'. lol never ever thought of it that way.. thanks whit now ill look at homo milk in a whole new way..

2. You understand the phrase 'Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield.' yea no poutine on the couch thanks.

3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

4. You drink Pop, not Soda. :U:

5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, 'party at the camp, eh!!!' :c:

6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars. Oh yea been there.. gotta love that smell of raw fuel been burnt .. beautiful maybe you guys will get your chance sooner then you think.

7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
do we have Pike in Canada??:humm:

8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
this depends on where you are , we have both.

9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
no its in my wallet..

10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
Mr dressup used to rock my mornings..:tttt:

11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
um NOT

12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians. I thought Celene Dion was american. you want her,, shes free... she comes with Quebec though

13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
doh!!! nope never knew that

14. You know what a toque is.
yea wearing on now.eh..

15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
l yes

16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced 'Zed'.
no its more like Zeh

17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey. Hockey sucks.....:w2:

18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.
if your in Alberta..

19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
:humm:

20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
I never new they still made that.. all i see is Budwiser in the liquor stores.

21. You know how to pronounce and spell 'Saskatchewan'.
since the 5th grade

22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.
no i turn the tv off..

23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

24. 'Eh?' is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, 'Huh?'
Eh is more like a question mark or the end of a statment..??? ex: EH,What the hell are you doing.. doesnt sound right.. more like If your going to say it , say it right eh.

25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!
(Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them!)

O h yes and if you are wondering where the expression 'eh' originates, it's simple
spell Canada :
C eh N eh D eh
see no secret to it EH

Funny Whit.. had to edit it from a true Candians view..