I CAN NOT COOK !!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I am a horrible cook , So Bad im Embarrassed

I just Cooked 3 Grilled cheese for me and chase , and I burnt every one of them bastards , We ate them anyway now were both sicker than hell

PB&J and Fruity Pebbles is the Extent of Me cooking in the house

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That's sad...real sad, you can't make grilled cheese and I'm fixin to go make a key lime pie. You are a sad sad man. What did you do before you got married?

The only way to eat grilled cheese is to get sick. IMO if you eat one and don't get sick then you cooked it wrong.

Nothing like some good ole grilled cheese grease poisoning.

Mom went psycho and jetted when i was 12 , Dad did all the cooking after that , if he wasnt there i walked to my Grand Ma's house if i was hungry

Once i tried to make me something to eat , PB&J i was 14 and Dad put the PB in the fridge so it kept taring holes in my bread , so i decided to stir it with the knife , Then a few things happened and i was on my way to the hospital as i severed all 3 tendons in my left hand thumb , All the way to the bone , They got 2 of them by cutting an inch down my hand but told dad i needed real surgery to get the other tendon as it shot up my risk he said no so THANKS DAD and my thumb has never worked the same , it goes down ok but wont go further than 60* up

Yeah im pathetic

sorry to hear about your mom, but jeez chad, you should trade HTML classes with somebody for cooking classes. lol lol lol

gees even i can't frig that up, nice job lol j/k

lol Cooking is not my bag, baby !

don't feel bad me either. i tried to make sketti and meat balls.. i hand no clue.

sketti was undercooked.. i thought meat balls were just balls of hamburg??? i dunno but it all sucked. so we went down to china by the sea had me a pu pu for 2 ;)

I'm not a bad cook, I just hate doing it!

why in gods green earth did someone let you multiply.........i blame your father and wife......



i am a awesome cook, must be a fat guy thing.....