first truck!!!!!!!! (new to the site)
Diesel Bomber
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,910
Likes: 335
From: Capo Beach, CA
Son....
When you find yourself suffering your mind because you are too internally conflicted to talk to the girl you worship, don't ignore the problem by playing with your truck.
When you become so frustrated with your romantic failings that you loose all ability to focus and see your entire academic future drift from possibility, don't make up for it by driving your truck.
When a girl does actually feel sympathetic enough to spend time with you, don't drive around with her for hours on end in your truck listening to Rush albums.
When you become so depressed that you decide to hang yourself from a tree, don't drive your truck into the mountains, get lost and find yourself in the middle of a desert existentially staring at a cactus.
When you by some miracle graduate high school, don't go to some grotesquely impersonal and uninspired commuter college just because it gives you the ability to keep your truck and tools in an off-campus apartment.
When that college cancels your scholarship in part because you spent so much time fixing you truck instead of studying, don't go to a complete-waste-of-time-and-money tech school because it gives you an opportunity to work on your truck while you meander through your pathetic mediocrity in exchange for the most worthless degree on the planet.
When you find a job, don't waste all your money buying parts for your truck.
And for the love of God, don't spend thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours on things like stupid engineered water injection systems and semi fuel pumps on A/C clutches.
And don't spend thousands of hours on Diesel web forums instead of doing something at least partially slightly productive, like learning to play the harmonica.
When you find yourself suffering your mind because you are too internally conflicted to talk to the girl you worship, don't ignore the problem by playing with your truck.
When you become so frustrated with your romantic failings that you loose all ability to focus and see your entire academic future drift from possibility, don't make up for it by driving your truck.
When a girl does actually feel sympathetic enough to spend time with you, don't drive around with her for hours on end in your truck listening to Rush albums.
When you become so depressed that you decide to hang yourself from a tree, don't drive your truck into the mountains, get lost and find yourself in the middle of a desert existentially staring at a cactus.
When you by some miracle graduate high school, don't go to some grotesquely impersonal and uninspired commuter college just because it gives you the ability to keep your truck and tools in an off-campus apartment.
When that college cancels your scholarship in part because you spent so much time fixing you truck instead of studying, don't go to a complete-waste-of-time-and-money tech school because it gives you an opportunity to work on your truck while you meander through your pathetic mediocrity in exchange for the most worthless degree on the planet.
When you find a job, don't waste all your money buying parts for your truck.
And for the love of God, don't spend thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours on things like stupid engineered water injection systems and semi fuel pumps on A/C clutches.
And don't spend thousands of hours on Diesel web forums instead of doing something at least partially slightly productive, like learning to play the harmonica.
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