Diesel Bombers - The Bomb Shelter

Ring Tones

DieselMinded — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:30:08 GMT

http://www.backyardgardener.com/ring...me_Stories.mp3

The Front Fell Off

Dr. Evil — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:19:19 GMT

YouTube - Front Fell Off

lol lol

Who's The Biggest Loser In The Casino

Uncle Bubba — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:37:20 GMT

Which one of you gamblin addicts is the biggest loser in the casino here on the site and what's your game.:humm:

Try to figure out which Christmas carols these are!

handymanherb — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:07:52 GMT

Try to figure out which Christmas carols these are!

1. Move hitherwards, the entire assembly of those who are steadfast.

2. Ecstasy towards the terrestrial sphere.

3. Hush, the celestial messengers produce harmonious sounds.

4. Creator, cool it, you kooky cats.

5. O tatterdemalion ebony atmosphere.

6. The thing manifested itself at the onset of a transparent day.

7. Embellish the interior passageways.

8. Tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums in inverted metallic resonant cups.

9. Hey, minuscule urban area south of Jerusalem.

10. Nocturnal timespan of unbroken quietness.

11. This autocratic trioka originates near the ascent of Apollo.

12. The primary carol.

13. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as in a hallucinatory phenomenon for me.

14. Valention, the roseate probascis wapiti.

15. Diminutive masculine master of skin-covered percussionistic cylinders.

16. O nativity conifer.

17. During the time bovine caretakers supervised their charges past midnight.

18. What offspring abides thus?

19. Removed in a bovine feeding trough.

20. Expectation of arrival at a populated area by mythical, masculine, perennial gift-giver.

21. Geographic state of fantasy during the season of Mother Nature's dormancy.

22. Proceed to declare something upon a specific geographical Alpine formation.

23. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute crystals.

24. Jovial Yuletide desired for the second person singular or plural by us.

25. Thoracic-Squirrel diet barbecue.

SWAT Captain, you better be ready to use that gun

handymanherb — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:22:31 GMT

Not every night you told by a police SWAT Captain, you better be ready to use that gun, but to make sure to use it quick and make sure the shot counts.

Our security is expanding as we get bigger, security use to be just walking the parking lots, we always tried to stay ahead of problems, we were walking the parking lots before we had a problem so we haven't had one.

Then we moved to the new Church building which is a lot bigger, we join with another church and went from a VW to a Limo, so we took security to 2 people roaming inside and outside and some ushers packing inside, Capt Rob has been training us for a while and tries to keep us ready for what could happen.

So tonight it was decided we need more people licensed,carrying and trained to shoot in tight areas, where you don't want to shoot the wrong person, got to get communication going as we have people and kids in four different buildings covering a lot of ground and distance from each other, plus the guys outside of the chapel need to know if help is needed inside and we have to be able to let the guys inside know we need help.

Main thing we have to be ready and don't be surprised if it does happen, be trained to react , do it, ask later why, it's shame you have to be ready for war going to church, but these days you better be ready, I don't think we could have stopped the shooter of the Baptist Preacher that was shot and killed a while back, all happened to quick, but still need need to be ready.

Jesus died for me, so the least I can do is do my part in protecting his people, if it means I become a target,so be it, it will give the next guy time to take him out, I rather die trying than just sitting there watching my brothers and sister's die.

So keep your eyes open, stay safe and thank God for every day he gives you.

Un-Lucky Buck

RSWORDS — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:47:42 GMT

Unlucky buck: Deer loses head-butt with lawn ornament

:D

Not to Bright

lukesdiesel — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:26:35 GMT

So I bought a 50" DLP TV about 3yrs ago from Sears. I also bought there 5yr extended warranty. This TV has worked perfect until about a month ago. I give them a call and they send me a $300 replacment lap. I install the Lamp and it makes it worse. So a service man comes out today and says the Lamp Harness Thingamagig needs repalaced. So he calls to order the part and its not being made anymore. FYI is was a $900 part. So he is going to send it to the manufacturer to have it fixed. FYI $500 to Fix. So im without a TV for "3-4weeks". So I call Sears up and my warranty included a rental rembursment plan. YES!!!!

So I go down to RAC and get a Brand New Toshiba 47" 1080p LCD on Sear's Dime to rent until they get mine fixed. So this got me to thinking.

Original Cost of TV $999 on clearence
5yr Warranty $249
$1248 plus Tax Total

Replacement Lamp $300
Fix other Part $500
Labor to Service Man around $200
Rental for 4 weeks $215

$1215 Total

Before they had spent the first dime on fixing mine they could have just said the TV is unrepairable and give me a $999 credit. I would have went to Sears today and put another $500 with the $999 and got me another TV with another warranty.

Does this make any sense for them to spend $1215 to fix a TV I only paid $999 for???

It doesnt make any difference to me cause It will get fixed or replaced but that just makes NO Sence to me what so ever.

Luke

So you have $400.00 in a gun store...

dieseldude03 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:59:11 GMT

I entered a gun raffle a few months back for the local Knights of Columbus and got a phone call today saying my name was chosen to receive a Weatherby Vanguard in any caliber or the cash equivalent ($400.00) to be spent in the gun emporium helping with the raffle! As I already have a Vanguard in .300 Weatherby, I'm leaning toward taking the credit. So here's my question... If someone handed you 400 bucks and said you could spend in on anything in say, a Cabella's, what would you get?

heavy duty bumpers

young gun — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:03:59 GMT

alright i got a 96 ford ranger and my brother backed into my truck and bent the bumper so im just gonna buid a HD one. i need some ideas so pics are appreciated thanks:tu:

A lesson that should be taught in all schools ... and colleges.

handymanherb — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:07:32 GMT

A lesson that should be taught in all schools ... and colleges.

Back in September 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School, did something not to be forgotten.

On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom.

When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks.

'Ms.. Cothren, where're our desks?'

She replied, 'You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk.'

They thought, 'Well, maybe it's our grades.'

'No,' she said.

'Maybe it's our behavior.'

She told them, 'No, it's not even your behavior.'

And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period.

Still no desks in the classroom.

By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering in Ms.Cothren's classroom to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room.

The final period of the day came and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the deskless classroom, Martha Cothren said, 'Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he/she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom.

Now I am going to tell you.'

At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it.

Twenty-seven (27) War Veterans, all in uniforms, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk. The Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall... By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time in their lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned..

Martha said, 'You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These heroes did it for you.

They placed the desks here for you. Now, it's up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education.

Don't ever forget it.'

Please consider passing this along so others won't forget that the freedoms we have in this great country were earned by War Veterans.

Swine Flu

MRaynor — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:00:50 GMT

Have any of you guys or gals gotten it yet? It ran through this house and MikeyR got it full blast. He stayed in bed with a headache, backache and really high fever for 4 days. No vomiting or diareha(sp), but he was down for the count. The wife and I had symptoms for about 2 weeks, but not like Mikey got.
I'll tell you guys this, IT IS NOT AS BAD AS WHAT IT IS BEING MADE OUT TO BE. Just read the comments on news articles about it and most people say the same thing I did. Even Mikey said he would take that over the regular flu any day.

We need a redo of the song 409

handymanherb — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:58:39 GMT

She's real fine my 5.9, I saved my penny's and saved my dimes, so I could buy a 5.9, nothing can beat her my 5.9, so when your listening to the song put in 5.9 for 409 :scare2:

YouTube - 409-the Beach Boys

Grandpa and the IRS

redneckbuckeye — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:09:35 GMT

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.
> The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
> The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'
> I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'
> The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'
> Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'
> The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'
> Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
> Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'
> Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.
> Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
> The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
> 'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'
> The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
> Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.
> The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
> But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
> 'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.
> 'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
> Don't Mess with Old People!!

Cancer awareness ribbon

FastCR — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:02:01 GMT

So... My dad finished radiation a couple weeks ago for cancer of his tonsil. I want to get an awareness ribbon tattooed on my back. does anyone here know what color throat/neck cancer is? I've been looking in various places, can't find a definite answer.

figure someone else has experience with neck/throat cancer.

Proper weight distribution

blkjack — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:01:20 GMT

This is why you need proper weight distribution when pulling a load

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You gotta keep your A$$ on the ground for better traction:danny::up:

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