Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining

to my husband that my breasts are too small.



Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he

uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want

your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of

toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."



Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and

stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my

breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. ***





"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband

replies.I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of

toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts

larger over the years?"





Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't

it?"



He's still alive, barely, and on life support. In time, with a

great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.



Stupid, stupid man.

 

Ha Ha Ha ! that's a great joke.

 

 

 

goodun right there

 

Nice one!!

 

haha, just as funny the second time i've heard it!! hhahahahaha I love it!

 

humm wonder what the wife would say if i tried this one on her?maybe?