Over the last month I've had a chance to reflect on what I learned after golfing that first time and thought I would share my lessons.
- Apparently saying “You said ‘balls’.” while imitating Beavis and/or Butthead does get old.
- So does saying “You said ‘wood’.”
- Golf carts do not have seat belts. Make sure your passenger is aware of any sudden moves before you make them.
- Golf carts have parking brakes. That is all that needs to be said about this.
- Always verify the location of the green before you tee off.
- If you can’t see where your ball went; look down because you probably never hit it.
- Expecting yourself to finish a case of beer by the end of the 9 hole skirmish is too much pressure and may affect your “game”.
- If you’re worried about affecting your “game” you need to drink more beer.
- A 3 wood can not be used for putting.
- The female controller of the company has very acute hearing.
- Make sure that you know the location of the female controller before commenting on the beer-cart girl’s build.
- Due to the lessons learned up to this point make sure that when you ask the female controller “Why’s it so important to wash my balls?” that you actually have a golf ball to display so she’ll understand that you’re serious and genuine.
- Don’t golf with the company’s female controller.
- The little plastic bottles with dirt in the bottom hanging on the side of the golf cart are not portable mini-urinals.
- If you’re looking for your lost ball make sure that no one else is doing the same thing before you blindly grab every ball in the general area.
- Sand traps are the gate way to the fourth dimension of Hell.
I hope this helps some of you.
10-09-2007, 10:00 AM
What I Learned
HAHAH that is good stuff...golf is a great and terrible game all at the same time. I went with a buddy of mine about a month ago. We joined with an 11 year old and his mom....the 11 year old smoked me......
