Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Sure, in the United States we have law suits when teenage
lesbians aren't allowed to take each other to the high
school prom, but in Great Britain the education system
is so screwed up they have torturing children down to a
science.

On the one hand you have the story of a five-year-old
kindergartener who climbed a tree in his school yard and
refused to come down. Due to the school's strict health
and safety policy the teachers were prohibited from helping
him down.

Instead, staff followed guidelines and retreated inside the
school building to "observe from a distance" so the child
would not get "distracted and fall".

It took 45 minutes before a passer-by noticed the child in
the tree and helped him down. And for her trouble the head
teacher of the school reported her to the police for tres-
passing.

Meanwhile, at the middle school level, health and safety
policy apparently dictates that the school should emotionally
and psychologically torture the students.

An "exercise" at a middle school in Worcestershire began
when pupils heard that there was a gun in the school. Five
minutes later the alarm bell sounded and more than 300 were
sent outside and saw three teachers running across the field.

They saw a "gunman" in the distance and heard what sounded
like gunfire before seeing one of the teachers fall to the
ground. Colleagues appeared to attempt to resuscitate him.

It was all part of a big role-playing scenario designed to
teach the children about forensic science, but by the time
teachers got the kids all back in the school's auditorium
to explain everything, many of them were already frightened,
crying and some even getting sick in the bathrooms.

Which is ridiculous! Why should witnessing a brutal murder
frighten ten and eleven-year-olds to the point of being sick?
Anyway, parents complained, understandably, and in response
the school promised that in the future they will tone down
their mock murders. So it's all taken care of!

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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the whole world is going crazy

 

Here's more


-------- Prison warns convict over fart 'attacks' --------

MALMO, Sweden - The warden of a Swedish jail said a
prisoner received an official warning for using flatulence
to express his discontent about his situation. Anders
Eriksson, warden of the Kirseberg prison in Malmo, said
guards filed numerous complaints against the 21-year-old
prisoner, whose name was not reported, alleging "a series
of concerted attacks" in the form of constant wind-break-
ing, Britain's The Daily Telegraph reported. "I have worked
within the prisons and probation service since 1986 and I
have never experienced a situation where behavior of this
sort has led to punishment," Eriksson said in an interview
with Sweden's Metro newspaper. Authorities said the
prisoner offered an explanation for his behavior. "I had
an upset stomach while I was playing cards but did not
want to fart there. So I went over to the guards instead,"
he was quoted as saying. The prisoner was issued an
official warning and could face punishment for any future
attacks of intentional flatulence, Eriksson said.



SALT LAKE CITY - Police in Utah said a kitchen knife-
wielding teenager whose attempt to rob a store failed
ran off after asking a clerk not to call police or tell
his mother. Salt Lake City police said teen brought items
from the Maverik store to the counter and maneuvered to
behind the counter while the clerk was ringing up the
goods, KTVX-TV, Salt Lake City, reported. Police said the
suspect attempted to hold a kitchen knife to the clerk's
neck, but the worker turned around and knocked the teenager
to the floor. The clerk told police the teenager pleaded
with him before fleeing without the knife. "Don't call the
cops, I will pay," the suspect was quoted as saying,
"don't tell my mom." The worker told police the teenager
fled the scene on foot.

 

if i was in prison in sweden they would be locking me up in isolation all the time

 

Man, they sure raise a bunch of pu$$ies in GB.