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Tom in deep thoughts is sitting calm, very quiet. Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom?" "Please don't ask." "I am your childhood friend talk to me." "My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant." "That's not possible." "No, he did." "How's that ... JOIN NOW TO REMOVE TRACER

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Old 03-08-2010, 08:52 PM
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Tom in deep thoughts is sitting calm, very quiet.

Jerry asks, "What is wrong with you, Tom?"

"Please don't ask."

"I am your childhood friend talk to me."

"My seven year old son made my secretary pregnant."

"That's not possible."

"No, he did."

"How's that possible?"

"He punctured my condoms!"
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Old 03-08-2010, 09:00 PM
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ouch that sucks for him

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Old 03-08-2010, 09:06 PM
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Why would a 7-year-old go around puncturing condoms? This joke could be better.

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Old 03-09-2010, 10:54 AM
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At least the 7 year old got someone knocked up , a feat you will probably never accomplish ( I am not sure we need a V1.2 of beagle anyways)
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