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Old 08-01-2007, 11:12 AM
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When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:17 AM
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maybe that's where i've been going wrong. i always ask myself "what would chuck norris do?" and then i throw my back out trying to attempt a roundhouse kick.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:22 AM
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LMAO...


"You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard".
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:44 AM
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I was always told a good smile and nod will get you through a tuff spot but good BS'n skills will get you out of one
 
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Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:48 AM
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be careful of the toes you step on today as they made lead to the *** you have to kiss tomorrow.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:51 AM
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If walls could talk they might tell you your an A$$ hole!!
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:02 PM
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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:19 PM
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
 
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:25 PM
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sometimes its better to remain silent and be thought a fool......than to speak up and remove all dought
 
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