Thought for the day

CHenry · #1 08-01-2007, 11:12 AM

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

**Johnny Cetane** · #2 08-01-2007, 11:17 AM

maybe that's where i've been going wrong. i always ask myself "what would chuck norris do?" and then i throw my back out trying to attempt a roundhouse kick.

CHenry · #3 08-01-2007, 11:22 AM

LMAO...

"You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard".

2141pete · #4 08-01-2007, 11:44 AM

I was always told a good smile and nod will get you through a tuff spot

but good BS'n skills will get you out of one

CHenry · #5 08-01-2007, 11:44 AM

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

**Johnny Cetane** · #6 08-01-2007, 11:48 AM

be careful of the toes you step on today as they made lead to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

2141pete · #7 08-01-2007, 11:51 AM

If walls could talk they might tell you your an A$$ hole!!

CHenry · #8 08-01-2007, 12:02 PM

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

**Johnny Cetane** · #9 08-01-2007, 12:19 PM

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Whit · #10 08-01-2007, 12:25 PM

sometimes its better to remain silent and be thought a fool......than to speak up and remove all dought

2141pete · #11 08-01-2007, 12:25 PM

Sh*t rolls down hill but when it gets to the water it floats and gets a fresh start on top

CHenry · #12 08-01-2007, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Johnny Chimpo

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

2141pete · #13 08-01-2007, 12:33 PM

If a tree f in the woods you'll shure as hell hear it when it smashes your truck

CHenry · #14 08-01-2007, 12:36 PM

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

**Johnny Cetane** · #15 08-01-2007, 12:38 PM

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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