I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the
road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes You just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, Well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to
my Car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started.....

 

LOL option a) beat 7 shades of SH*T out of him
option b) fold him up like a cheap wal-mart lawn chair and put him in my tool box
option c) fold him up and stick him in my pocket and feed him m&m's all day
Ha ha ha

 

Option d) Throw him

 

I vote option D. Practice your shot put skills!

 

 

Like him yelling at you “I am not happy” would change anything. Some times you just have to think about what goes thought other peoples minds.

 

 

It wasn’t one of them off the family on TV that has a farm?

 

 

Didn't even see that one coming