When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad
impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially
and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the
ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned! .

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Racer9's Sig:

'96 Ram, CTD, 4X4, flatbed, ThurenFab trackbar, Lock-rite, 1 ton wheel cylinders.
Motor; #100 plate, governor springs shimmed, loose starwheel. 306hp/743tq.
Exhaust; Schwitzer S300G, 4" downpipe into 5" turnout stacks.
Trans; Intelligent Engineering billet input shaft, Dunrite VB and single disc TC, Burt Brown rebuild/upgrade.

big titts are nice fat ass too

sidekick's Sig:

2006 Ram 2500 6" Fabtech lift, 35" Toyo Open Country M/T tires,
18" Xtreme Alloy 6001 wheels, S&B cold air intake and air horn,
Magna Flow 5" turbo back exhaust, Mads Electronics Smarty, Edge Juice w/Attitude,
Devils Own Water Meth, BD Super B Special Turbo, BD Boost Fooler, Trans and Converter by GOEREND , Home made traction bars

a nice ass, a job and doesn't speak a word of english

dustys24valve's Sig:

2002 cummins, Quadzilla Adrenaline, Air Dog 100, BHAF, Silencer ring hangin on the Garage wall, in desperate need of exhaust

a wheelborrow full of tits and just enough ass to hold yer nuts up outa the sand

Whit's Sig:

* 01 Cummins/Dodge/HO/6 speed*275 injectors*PDR 35 turbo w/14cm housing & high pressure boots*HTT 3 piece ported exhaust manifold*Progaurd 7 with prefilter*Edge Comp*Fass II*Southbend con OFE*Jacobs brake*5"Stacks Big ens*E/F shift knob w/2low & brake switch*10 Gages*KW Ram air System cab controlled*Rickson 19.5x265's*True speed calibrator*Rancho 9000's*DT track bar*DSS steering stabilizer*KW Side impact rails*KW Traction Bars*Toolbox/fueltank 60 gal Combo*Mag High Tech Diff Cover*Ranchand bumpers*Grover air horns*Rear Wheel Cylinder Upgrade DYNO 375 Horse 941 Torque

“Life is not about waiting on the storms to pass…it’s about learning how to dance in the rain.”

ha ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahah thats f!#$in awsome!

TTipsword's Sig:

1992 3/4 4x4 cummins, pump maxed, custom exhaust, intake, Denny T II, Cooler Tubz, 5x.014's from SDX.

Arent we all??...

Dr. Evil's Sig:

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98 12V quad cab 4X4 AND 2001 24V quad cab 4X4

What's everybody got Hooter avi's now? Looks like Whits is the biggest. He wins the prize, a fun filled camping trip with a member of his choice. Except for me, I'm not in this competition.

akguppy's Sig:

05 GMC D/A CC 4x4
07 Yamaha TW200
1989 Honda PC800 Pacific Coast
07 Yamaha RS Vector Mountain SE
88 Honda Foreman Four-Trax 350D
03 Rage'N 27' SUT

Is that cause you already went on the first trip ???....


...Im not sure where the new avatars came from....

I LOVE big titties

Johnny Z's Sig:

1996 12V CTD Dodge 3500, JAKE E Brake exhaust brake,NV4500 with 5th gear fixed ,air suspension ,KDP KILLED! star wheel maxed ,plate full forward,gauges,3" down tube,4" exhaust strait back, no cat,no mufflers. next up stacks and an Ice Box