Joke for the gals.
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Joke for the gals.
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits
alone
at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes, I used to..." sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I
understand
she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear
she
hasn't been sober since."
"Oh, for Heavens sake", says the wife, "Who would think a person could go
on
celebrating that long?"
husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits
alone
at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes, I used to..." sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I
understand
she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear
she
hasn't been sober since."
"Oh, for Heavens sake", says the wife, "Who would think a person could go
on
celebrating that long?"
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