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Old 06-17-2007, 07:52 PM
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Default Joke for the gals.

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the

husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits

alone

at a nearby table.



The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes, I used to..." sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I

understand

she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear

she

hasn't been sober since."

"Oh, for Heavens sake", says the wife, "Who would think a person could go

on

celebrating that long?"
 
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Old 06-24-2007, 08:38 PM
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I have had a few girlfriends that I celebrated our split for a couple of days.
 
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Old 06-25-2007, 07:26 PM
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Nice! LOL!!!
 




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