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Old 09-05-2008, 04:21 PM
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This is TOO friggin funny. Go to Google and type in "find Chuck Norris" and then select "I'm feeling lucky".
 
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Old 09-05-2008, 04:56 PM
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Chuck Norris is so bad azz that he can slam a revolving door.
 
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Old 09-05-2008, 05:11 PM
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No Chuck Norris Counted to infinity-twice
 
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Old 09-05-2008, 05:43 PM
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves!!!
 
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:07 PM
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Chuck is so tough, that if God mad a rock so big, that not even God could pick it up, Chuck would toss it too him !
 
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:38 PM
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when chuck norris does pushups he doesnt push himself up he pushes the earth down
 
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:39 PM
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Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter...
 


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