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Old 09-03-2008, 04:47 PM
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Here are some good Quotes from the Olympics

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators

during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:



1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw

her ****** this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'


2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'



3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'


4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'



5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'



6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the *** of the British crew.'



8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'


9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his ***** and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?
 
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I saw her ****** this morning, and it was amazing!
 
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thats good stuff
 
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i like the tennis one...."she took his ***** out and kissed them...."
 
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