Here's what you gotta do
1. Get yourself an extra long tow bar
2. Buy a Powerstroke
3. Get a bunch of old tires and a gallon of diesel
4. Hook the Powerstroke up behind you on the tow bar
5. Load tires in bed of powerstroke, pour diesel over tires.
6. Ignite and tow it down the road, she'll smoke like a freight train
Just kidding guys lets not take this personal